This is a really stupid story. Every fan of Bad Girls know that Yvonne is VERY straight and that Karen is as well. Karen may had bad choices in men but either way you look at it, she's straight. I can see Claire and Trisha marrying but having Yvonne and Karen marrying each other is really ridiculous. Ladyfootballer, you are nothing more but a dumb delusional dyke. So since this story really sucks dick (something you dykes know nothing about) I'm gonna put an alternative end to this crap and it goes something like this...

Title: 555 bullets and counting
Author: That's for me to know and for you to figure out.
Disclaimer: I don't own or care to own any of these fools from Bad Girls, they belong to Shed Productions. Go finger yourself Shed Productions.
Website: Bravenet, that's all I have to say.

OK lets rewind all the way back to when they finished their vows and they were about to come out of the church. I was wearing a suit just like everyone else so I can blend in with the crowd. No one knew who I was so that was good. I can't wait for those civil partners to come out of the door. I mean who really cares what I'm about to do?

Does Linda Henry care? NO
Does Claire King care? NO
Does Debra Stephenson care? NO
Does Jack Ellis care? NO
Does Simone Lahbib care? NO
Does Mandible Montana Mandana Jones care? NO
Do I care that a bunch of pathetic dykes who does nothing but write stupid lezbo love stories of fictional TV characters care? HELL NO!

So I positioned myself a few metres away from the front of the church. I had two Tech-9 Uzis behind my back waiting for them to appear. Then they finally appear. Everybody was celebrating and nobody was aware of what I was about to do. I was waiting for the right moment, when they stop hugging each other and all six of those Muff Divers have their bodies exposed. Finally the moment arrived and I was about to pull out my Uzis when Yvonne noticed me. She knew very well who I was, we used to be good friends until she started her dirty relationship with Karen.

She tried to block Karen as quick as she could but it was too late, I was blasting all six of those Lezbo Lovebirds. People were screaming and bodies were dropping but I didn't give a shit. Then I went after Nikki's parents and her brother's family, since they were stupid enough to accept her homosexuality. They were showered with bullets from my Uzis, her mother, father, brother and his wife were lying in a pool of blood. Then I went after Lauren Atkins for the same reason I went after Nikki's family. I gunned her down too.

Then I saw Reverend Stewart with the corner of my eyes. He was trying to escape but he wasn't fast enough. I blasted him enough and he too died. After that I was looking for Helen's Arab side of the family but I couldn't find them. Maybe they were too busy humping camels or better yet they were too busy planning to try and blow up another airport in Scotland. I killed any remaining people who was around and then I finish the rest of the bullets in the Uzis on Yvonne Atkins. The bitch betrayed me so she must pay.

When it was all said and done there were 555 bullet shells and counting, six dead dykes and one big smile on my face.

THE END